Only When You're Gone: Peter, Peter, Pectin Eater

The 4 year old has been trying to sneak around behind my back all day. First she tried to sneak the honey. When she got caught, red-handed, she simpered: "I LOVE you Mommy!" Next, I caught her with a box of liquid fruit pectin. When I asked her what she planned on doing with it she adopted an expression that was a mix between doe-eyed and deer-in-headlights, and said: "I was just looking at the picture! TRUST Me!" Yeah, right!